I wasn’t trying to make a super offensive blog post here but I’m not sure how you make an irreverent blog post about rape & abortion and keep it non-offensive. Then I realized there is absolutely nothing I can write that is more offensive than the actual Republican legislation being proposed because in a sane world no elected official would be so dumb/horrible to even propose it. So I decided to just wallow in Republican thought and see what came out, as a result this is like so fucking offensive and I am just warning you now that you will probably be offended and also here is a heads up about how I don’t give a fuck.
Based on recent proposed Republican legislation you might be wondering what exactly the GOP is trying to accomplish with all these seemingly anti-woman, pro-forced breeding bills. The easy answer is probably something like: Republicans are mostly unrepentant monsters incapable of empathy who view women as fundamentally inferior creatures of questionable value to their political careers who they think are constantly being total slutty teases that are asking for it and having tons of abortions for fun on the taxpayer’s dime. Well that’s the easy answer but is there more to this? I can’t say with 100% certainty but I have spent time “connecting the dots” as it were and I’ve come up with 3 possible scenarios that could play out if the GOP gets the chance to move this legislation into law.
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